Today while clearing off my ScrapDesk, i waded through a pile of school memorabilia from Ashlyn's 6th & 7th grade years of school. After completing the pocket pages for this memorabilia, i starting tucking items into the pockets only to find this "story" written by Ashlyn when she was in 7th grade. It is titled, "Gonna Be a Bear" and here it is.
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear your birth children are the size of walnuts while you're sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly, cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you are a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup! I'm going to be a bear!
This made me giggle myself silly!!! =)
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